"IF YOU CAN'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS,
FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM !!!!!!!!!!!"

"When my kids kissed me impetuously, I would never have said, 'Later. Now go get washed up for dinner.' There would have been more 'I love you's' More 'I'm sorry's.'"

"The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything; they just make the best of everything they have."

rostitchery: creativity: percentages

rostitchery: creativity: percentages: "creativity: percentages
'invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation, and two percent butterscotch ripple.'
willy wonka, candy maker, inventor, dreamer"

"teacher was doing a study testing the senses (taste)



The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red.....................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange...............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None
of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, ' I will give you all a clue. It ' s what your
mother may sometimes call your father. '

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled, ' Oh my God! They ' re butt-holes!
The teacher had to leave the room!













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"Husband says: When I get mad at you, you
never fight back. How do you control your anger?

Wife says: I clean the toilet.

Husband says: How does that help?

Wife says: I use your toothbrush."

"'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.'
-Thomas Jefferson -"